fredag, maj 05, 2006

Chuck Norris facts

Det här är det roligaste jag sett på mycket länge. Min favorit är nummer 2.

Top ten facts:
1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING


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3 Comments:

Blogger Ines Karin Helena Roskvist said...

"6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill."
Den är fin med. Jag gjorde en sån här om tård för inte länge sen.

5:42 em  
Blogger Johan F. Wahlberg said...

Chucken chefar! :D

7:06 em  
Anonymous Anonym said...

vem är chuck norris?

7:40 em  

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